You Know You’re In Your 30’s When…

conkelverse:

1. Every list about being in your 20’s is so fucking  stupid. Ugh!

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letstalkaboutitpod:

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Hey, hey everybody! This week’s episode of Let’s Talk About It has hosts Ken Greller and Alex Bedder tackling the massive, important, landmark NYT piece “What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan In Your Film”, aka the “Sunset Boulevard” of our generation. After debating if Paul Schrader or Lindsay Lohan is crazier, the boys chit chat about a high school boyfriend with a promising career in adult entertainment, and that pesky Azealia Banks and the no good , very bad slur debacle.

Then the pair are joined by the talented playwright and wonder woman Mallery Avidon, who will weigh in with her complicated relationship with Lena Dunham’s Golden Globe snatching, HBO hit series Girls. What’s it like to be a writer in the age of Hannah Horvath? Is there such a thing as a lost “Catalano Generation”? How many times will they say “privilege”? Nepotism?! Find out when they talk about it.

Quote of the Day 5/12/12

new blog because now instead of watching TV I sit in a hospital room

quotesfrombubby:

Me: What?
Bubby: Nothing. Just pretending I’m a jelly fish.

My cousin is hilarious

houseofjokes:

Spring Break does bad things to us. “You know its Christmas somewhere for everybody”

so excited to start

derrickryanclaudemitchell:

 The Dorothy K 

(Source: fygrrrls)

a video of a performance about Mike Daisey

America’s Next Top Model Season 18 Episode 3 Kat Deeley

The british girls are picking on the fat girl

“when I was a super model back in the day”

Tyra is talking about her book again!!!!

And then she gave all the girls capes because they are super model superheros 

and then renamed them all with their “intoxibella” names

One of them is named: Exite-To-Buy 

Andro-Genia

Zagilicious (It’s totally me I’m such a little rebel)

Next-Doorsia

Exotica

30-Never

I hope this is like the VH1 shows and they call them this all the time for the rest of the season.

“Hey Zagalicious”

“Yeah What’s Up Exotica?”

“Oh nothing I was just wondering if you’d seen Next-Doorsia today?”

“Oh yeah I think she went shopping with 30-Never and Andro-Genia”

In show ad for VERY a shopping website I’ve never heard of. The girls have to make ad campaigns for it.  And art direct their photo shoot. OH and they can use their Virgin Mobile phones to do it. Two Ads in One!!!

Now they’re at Universal Studios Prop House

The concept is London Imperialism and Punk Culture meets London so

These Virgin Mobile phones are awesome

Luxury is not something you can buy?????

Cover Girl Ad

American Concept: Punk Love

There’s Graffiti in The Background! That’s so punk rock!

“These girls don’t know what punk rock is!” (a Brit)

“sell the clothes not your body”

And the British team is 60’s Mod. So they have Roses. 

“It’s an interesting shot but I feel like you’re posing for the camera.”

ISN’T THAT WHAT MODELING IS?

And a Brit Quit!

And so no one got sent home. Shocking.

This show is Terrible.

I Just Want My Pants Back Season 1 Episode 9 Love Equation

LOVE EQUATION

a found text poem

well fuck me

my thoughts that I’ve been thinking

everybody lies

(Source: mtv.com)

I Just Want My Pants Back Season 1 Episode 8 Blackout

BLACKOUT

a found text poem

let the mocking begin

it’s in Bushwick

it’s a little far

we’re kind of like pioneers out there

freshly cut cut-offs 

I was feeling crafty

is this still America?

we could loot but all the good stuff’s probably gone by now

if we had a kid we’d have to change everything 

nice bikes

you

hipster

tools

(Source: mtv.com)