GCB Season 1 Episode 1 Pilot
This is the show that’s Christian Mean Girls 20 years later in Texas meets the Bernie Madoff scandal meets Desperate Housewives.
Scene Two Car Blowjob leads to DEATH
11 minutes in: CHURCH SCENE! Parable of the Prodigal Son!
This is the kind of show where:
-people say “Lord Have Mercy” & “You’re as Crazy as an Outhouse Rat!”
-the one who seems secretly Gay is Gay (He’s a Cowboy & Fashion Designer, and of course someone’s husband)
-on the main chick’s VERY first day at her embarrassing new job someone she knows sees her and takes a picture.
Cowboy Hats! Country Music! Sequins! Big Hair!